omg

(album: why can't we just pretend? - 2022)

A private show, when you see me, you'll say oh my God
I'm head to toe, all in feathers, singing ooh la la
I know you know, you'd get anything you wish, tada
But I'm alone, singing softly to my fish, haha, like la la la

Walk into the kitchen, fruit's like whoa
I be loved by everyone I know
Walk into my bedroom, sheets like yeah
But I tell 'em, "Catch me if you can"
They like it when I get indecent
I like it, I don't need a reason

Sashay
I'm wearing nothing but my lingerie
It's all I've got till I do laundry
I've got an audience of none, the night has only just begun

What's up next? When you see it, you'll say holy shit (holy shit)
A velvet dress on the floor of my apartment
In my brassiere, every inch of me is exquisite
Nobody's here, but my darling, that's irrelevant, ooh la la

Walk into the bathroom, soap's like damn
I be dancing everywhere I can
Flouncing on the couch, my pillows swoon
What a way to spend an afternoon
My pillows are fluffy, expensive
Don't need you, so don't get defensive

Sashay
I'm wearing nothing but my lingerie
It's all I've got till I do laundry
I've got an audience of none, the night has only just begun

Oh my God