Spaceman Spiff (Back By Popular Demand)

(album: The Jeff Sessions - 2017)

A brilliant bolt of lighting blazes Spaceman Spiff in motion
So I crashed into the canyon right next to the pasta ocean
And my engines are in trouble they be sinking in the water
As my GPS is shorting out, the cockpit's getting hotter
And the gravity is heavy I don't think that I can make it
As I'm floating in the dark abyss, I'm drowning and half naked
And it's Just like Interstellar time be slower every minute
And the waves engulf my spacecraft as I desperately start swimming
But my Death Ray Blaster can't help me now
As the night falls fast know I must get out
'Cause these hideous blobs are known to feast
On the bones of a blonde kid just like me
But I never liked earth so I had to be leave
A victim of my six year old bravery
If Hobbes were here I know we'd make a plan
Fly high through sky like Stupendous Man
Or we'd both fly home in my shiny red wagon
Pedal to the metal now just imagine
Because I miss my life before the crash
Even Susie, now imagine that
Ms. Wormwood too, should have paid attention
Now I'm running out of air in a dark dimension
Imagining a place very safe with no pain
As I duck and I run from the acid rain

(They call me) Spaceman Spiff
Back by popular demand
Why I get myself in trouble
Like this I can't understand
(They call me Spaceman Spiff)
And this is no vacation
Got these Graknils sweating me
For all that secret information
(They call me) Spaceman Spiff
Back by popular demand
Why I get myself in trouble
Like this I can't understand
(They call me Spaceman Spiff)
And this is no vacation
Got these Graknils sweating me
For all that secret information

I did everything say they said (yes)
I was everywhere they needed (yes)
I put everything I had into my missions un-defeated
Now I'm stuck in this ravine with nothing to my name
I was shooting for the stars, dying here was not my aim
Planet X13, I burst up on the scene
Wish that I knew someone who could come and rescue me
Like Rosalyn or Moe? Sure wish that they could show
Should have paid attention up in swimming class I know
Even Uncle Max can't help me now
Gotta hack through the bush like safari Al
With my space machete Now where'd I'd put it?
Gotta solve the case like Tracer Bullet
Get back to the treehouse meet with Hobbes
Reinvent myself like my name was Steve Jobs
Kind of strange like the noodle incident
An unfortunate coincidence
I was Yukon Ho! with my new toboggan
Now I'm lost in space with some brand new problems
It's a Gooey Kablooie like Hamster Huey
Commander Corriander never saw the movie
And I'm sorry Dad and I'm sorry Mom
No more chocolate frosted sugar bombs
I'll Transmorgrify and save the day
Cause I ain't going out like that no way!

(They call me) Spaceman Spiff
Back by popular demand
Why I get myself in trouble
Like this I can't understand
(They call me Spaceman Spiff)
And this is no vacation
Got these Graknils sweating me
For all that secret information
(They call me) Spaceman Spiff
Back by popular demand
Why I get myself in trouble
Like this I can't understand
(They call me Spaceman Spiff)
And this is no vacation
Got these Graknils sweating me
For all that secret information

Ball like I'm Spaceman
Spaceman, Spaceman
Ball like I'm Spaceman Spiff!
Ball like I'm Spaceman
Spaceman, Spaceman
Ball like I'm Spaceman Spiff!
Ball like I'm Spaceman
Spaceman, Spaceman
Ball like I'm Spaceman Spiff!
Ball like I'm Spaceman
Spaceman, Spaceman
Ball like I'm Spaceman Spiff!