Pizza

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You know what you are
A pizza poser, fuck you
I've never seen you eat a slice
To you it's just a trend
Pizza is my life

Pizza is my life
Pizza is my life

Thin crust deep dish double pepperoni
Elios stuffed crust no anchovies
Pizza rolls bagel bites
Cheesy crust is what I like
Put it in the oven
We can order delivery

I don't care I'm not very picky
Warm and delicious, spicy, sticky
Cut it into 8 squares or triangles
All I really want is pizza in me

Pizza is the greatest food on Earth

Oh, shit!

I got drunk with Papa John
He snorted cocaine with his apron on
He got too fucked up for delivery
It was over 30 minutes so my pizza was free
Oh!

P-I-Z-Z-A
P-I-Z-Z-A

Yo dude go get the door, it's the pizza guy
Ooh, you got any money on this one?
Yeah, here's a five
What up man, give me that shit. Keep the change. Get out of here.
Haha. Yoo hurry, bring that shit over here. What'd you put on it? The good stuff?
I got the best stuff man. Feast your eyes
Dude are you fucking kidding me? Pineapple on the whole fucking pizza?
Ha, yeah?
Are you shitting me?
No?
Fucking pineapple?!

Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza
You fucking piece of shit
Why would you do this to me

Dude chill, you could peel off the pineapple

No!
I'm gonna peel your eyes
Out of your fucking skull
I will extract your blood
And use it as pizza sauce