The Big Unit

I sunk all of my money into Swiss gold
And I watched the markets slide
And I stood on the edge of the Pacific
And watched the hypodermic needles coming in with the tide

There are two guys just outside of Chicago
Looking for me tonight
But Randy Johnson throws a baseball 97 miles an hour
And I'm gonna be all right

I had a fully loaded junk bond portfolio
That didn't work out like it was supposed to
There's a mountain of money in the bond market
That I can't seem to get close to

I've been headed down the road to ruin
The end is nowhere in sight
But Randy Johnson throws a baseball 97 miles an hour
And I'm gonna be all right