The Captain America Rap Battle

A contest? Forget about it
My conquests, you read about it
Don't ever doubt it
I picked Sam 'cause he's got what it takes
I don't care what they said about it
The stars and stripes are bleeding through my chest though
It's our flag, I'm repping it the best though
What you think, this is all another test, oh
But once you get outside, think you're better than the rest? No

I'm not sure why
You really thought that we needed to debate this
Glad I got patience
Walker, you're a great kid
Put the shield down, it's not a toy to be played with
We all know the serum just boosts what's inside
But you were already a piece of shit the whole time
Oh, language, I know
But you can grab your little medals, take your ass back home

Yeah, okay, um, look
We don't acknowledge Steve Rodgers
Boy, I'm really nice, I don't know why Steve bothers
You just like them IG models, boy, it's obvious
You laid up on that table and you went and got your body done
To tell the truth, it was never about good or bad
They specifically done made me to whoop your—hold up
Let me take the kids to school, get your books and bags
And tell bird brain I could put him in a coma
Can't be afraid of someone that's scared of the shield
When I spin his block, you know I'll be fair as a wheel
You just filling in for Steve, you a sidekick
You felt that in your chest like I'm giving you the Heimlich
I could clip ya wings, wrong one to get fly with
You can bring whoever from your team you wanna die with
Who you know that move as flagrant as the USAgent
Know I'm repping for my flag, yeah I'm USAing, oh my God

It's Sam Wilson, don't let the suit fool you
I pack a punch, the new captain, you Cap'n Crunch
So now I'm the man after Steve gave his shield away
My guy's too old, probably didn't take his pill today
I'm waving America's flag, I'm the right one
The only flag you'll be waving is a white one
Twin submachines, let the lead sling
Hit you with my flying sidekick and I ain't talking red wing
Running circles around you, we don't need a walker
Try to fight a falcon Johnny, you gon' need a walker
USAgent did it all for glory
But who told him the serum was supposed to a suppository?
I don't need a serum to get down tonight
I throw the shield, it flies back, like a roundtrip flight
I'm the man for the job, I don't care what y'all say
How many rounds you wanna go? 'Cause I can do this all day