Venom vs Carnage Rap Battle

Eddie, just let me teach him a lesson
You see this coward hiding inside of Cletus, seeking protection?
I administer venom, spear a spike through the meatiest section?
Not the first time he'd be sentenced to death by lethal injection
Daddy's home, scolding his son for leaving a mess
And something's wrong with my boy, he's out here eating intestines
He don't care if it's fresh when he's feeding, even the dead ones
An overgrown pathetic parasitic infection

I'm not crazy, but I am vengeful
A little dose of chaos in the carnage is essential
The screams of my victims fills my host with adrenaline
You're only famous 'cause you had a couple songs by Eminem?
Look at you, a deadbeat freeloading off a loser
Sleeping on the couch in Eddie's head, Vinnie the Moocher
Got the nerve to call yourself Venom, well I'm the antidote
You and Brock are soft like throwing up some heart hand emotes

That was senseless, just like you in prison
Those weak bars didn't hold so you couldn't finish a sentence
Filicide! Fighting with me and you will be dead tonight
Calling me a leech, but you're the offspring of a parasite
Let me tell you the definition of a psychopath
Killed my mom's dog and threw the TV inside her bath
Burned down an orphanage, the kids were still inside
Pushed my grandma down the stairs and not once did I cry, I'm evil

Serial killer, butchered eleven people
Those are just the ones they know about, we are not equal
Eddie compared to Cletus? Ugh, got me so annoyed
You can't even compete with Pete, a teen dweeb swinging Polaroids
That is an enigma, but like your last job
You're about to get terminated 'cause you couldn't get the picture
You're not the main course, I'm just snacking before dinner
Like Woody Harrelson, I'm a natural born killer

I munch bad guys for lunch but I don't need to bleed humanity
You kill folks for fun, Cletus need to plead insanity
I guess the kid's brain is lost, send him off to Ravencroft
You're the mole on my ass that I should've had lasered off
Poor Kasady, childhood was a tragedy
That trauma won't compare to what happens after he battles me
It's sad to see I need to call Maury because I'm not the dad
This kid is dripping red, somebody get this lad a MaxiPad

We should kill him, Eddie, we should kill him
I've done some bad things, but this demon? He's a villain
He is beyond saving, he should be our dinner
If we work together we'll crush him because we are Venom

I'm bigger and stronger, no need to compare gains
You and Brock are like a bum asking hobos for spare change
All you see is red, all your friends are dead
I learned from the best, Charles, John, Jeffrey, and Ted
Head bobbing to the cadence of a homicidal sadist
Other symbiotes, they hate us 'cause they know that we're the greatest
Oh my God, why they go so hard on the beat? Me and Cletus, we the hottest
I'ma be honest, I just wanna kill so let there be carnage