Don't Believe In Christmas

Well mom and dad said we could
So I did what I should
I hung my stocking on a wall
I didn't get a thing at all

I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'Cause I didn't get nothing last year

Well staying up late
To see Santa Claus fly
Well sure enough don't ya know
The fat boy didn't show

I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'Cause I didn't get nothing last year

Well I tried to get a little kiss
From a pretty little miss
She slapped me down and said, "You jerk
Mistletoe doesn't work"

I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'Cause I didn't get nothing last year
Oh right!

Well waking up the reindeer
Making little kids cheer
The reason that his nose shine
Santa gave him moonshine

I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'Cause I didn't get nothing last year

Ah decorate the street light
People looking to get right
One hand will slap ya back
The other one will take ya back

I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'Cause I didn't get nothing last year

I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
I don't believe in Christmas
'Cause I didn't get nothing but fear