Doin' As I Seen On My TV

(álbum: Crack A Smile... And More! - 2000)

When I was a child
Staring at the tube
I saw sex, violence
and death on the news

One day I saw the Duke kill someone
Daddy said don't worry boy
They're just acting son

All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
Like them actors I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame

Doing it as I seen on my TV
Doing it as I seen on my TV

Can I get on the news if I kill my wife?
Would you respect me more if I took my life?
I tried to act and my career just flopped
So I beat up my neighbors and I got on Cops

All I want's a million from somebody
Somebody pay a million bucks to me
I could rope, shoot, rap and kill
And buy me a house in Beverly Hills, please?

Doing it as I seen on my TV
Doing it as I seen on my TV

I'd even do a porno flip
Like all them Hollywood chicks
I'm doing it as I see on my TV

Took my girl to rent a porno movie
I thought that it'd be kind of groovy
I thought that'd this impress my lover
And there she was right on the cover!

All I want is attention from somebody
Somebody pay attention to me
I'm a man I got no shame
I want my fifteen minutes of fame

Doing it as I seen on my TV
Doing it as I seen on my TV

Hell I'd even do a porno flick
Like my hero Rocky did