Girls!

Let me tell you a story
The same story you've heard about 1000 times in a 1000 different songs
About a girl...
So I was at the bus stop waiting for the 33
When my eyes, they fell upon the finest creature that I'd ever seen
I mean... jeeeez... she was hot
"How hot?"
Hotter than a chilli curry hot
"Damn that's hot!"
You know it!
And then she turned to me and she asked for the time
But then when I tried to open my mouth, man
I couldn't even reply because...

Because I've never, ever, ever been very good with girls
They've got me feeling kind of shy
G-g-g-g-g-g-g-girls
I just can't look them in the eye
G-g-g-g-g-g-g-girls
You know I'm asking myself, why?
These g-g-g-g-g-g-g-girls
They've got me going out my mind
You can call me Cassa-never...

Ever since I was a little boy
(I was so awkward)
I found it hard to hold a conversation
(Oh what a poor kid)
And then when I grew up, I didn't grow up, I just grew more introspective
A universe of people I neglected
I redirected focus into music
Hocus pocus, making music in my bedroom like a wizard brewing potions
An ocean of awkward silences, they lay before me
The guy that gets the girl was never me
That's not my story
Because...

Because I've never, ever, ever been very good with girls
They've got me feeling kind of shy
G-g-g-g-g-g-g-girls
I just can't look them in the eye
These g-g-g-g-g-g-g-girls
You know I'm asking myself, why?
G-g-g-g-g-g-g-girls
They've got me going out my mind
I'll never be James Bond...

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