Too Handsome To Be Homeless

(álbum: Bad Shave - 1995)

I'm always happy I'm never sad
The world's a wonderful place and I'm glad
I'm always happy I'm never sad
The world's a wonderful place and I'm glad
I'm always happy I'm never sad
The world's a wonderful place and I'm glad

Because I'm too handsome to be homeless
Too handsome to be homeless
Too handsome to be homeless, that's me
Too handsome to be homeless
Too handsome to be homeless
Too handsome, too handsome to be homeless

I'm as ugly as sin
But I'm too handsome to be homeless
We gave you wheelie bins
To pull the roof over your unhappiness
I'm driving round in a black British Rover
I'm the fourth petal torn off your clover
I'm the first man since we took over
To build your house with a bulldozer

On every corner on every street
Everyone I see I love to meet
They look so beautiful, their lives complete
I feel in step with their happy feet

'Cause I'm too handsome to be homeless
Too handsome to be homeless
To handsome to be homeless that's me
Too handsome to be homeless
Too handsome to be homeless
Too handsome to be homeless

Can't you see it, this wonderful thing?
It links us all like a wedding ring
I'm married to you, you're married to me
With a billion people in our family

I'm too handsome to be homeless
Too handsome to be homeless
To handsome to be homeless that's me
I'm too handsome to be homeless
Too handsome to be homeless
Too handsome to be homeless
I'm too handsome to be homeless
Too handsome to be homeless
To handsome to be homeless that's me
Too handsome to be homeless
Too handsome to be homeless
Too handsome to be spineless
Too handsome to be an M.P