You Got Old

[Both:]
Old, old, you got old

[Robbie (Spoken):]
Spell it!

[Jonathon (Spoken):]
Y O L A N A N A Oh shut up [Robbie laughs]

[Robbie:]
Just gaze upon me, I'm a man in my prime

[Jonathon (Spoken):]
You old git!

[Robbie Williams:]
Made distinguish smelling divine

[Jonathon (Spoken):]
Really?

[Jonathon:]
You'll need an iron in to get rid of those lines

[Robbie:]
Hey look who's talking pot kettle, kettle pot

[Jonathon:]
The bossa nova is out of your league

[Robbie (Spoken):]
The bossiv what?

[Jonathon:]
Two minutes standing, and you got fatigue

[Robbie:]
Get off your soapbox, your nose gonna bleed

[Both:]
'Cause you got old!

[Jonathon (Spoken):]
Come on Grandad, keep up

[Robbie (Spoken):]
Oh, I don't think I can!

[Robbie:]
I think I'm cool enough to jive with the kids

[Jonathon:]
That shipped has sailed

[Robbie:]
I'm on the express and you're on the skids

[Jonathon:]
That train has derailed

[Robbie:]
I'm on the brink of something bigger than big

[Jonathon:]
Like one epic fail

[Both:]
Easy popsy, where's your zimmer, close your mouth, you're salivating

[Jonathon:]
You know there's ladies that think I'm a hunk [Robbie laughs]

[Robbie:]
Are they religious 'cause your hair's like a monk

[Both:]
Best keep your clothes on since everything shrunk
'Cause you got old

[Jonathon:]
I meant to ask you did it come in the mail?

[Robbie (Spoken):]
What?

[Jonathon:]
Your telegram from the Queen

[Robbie (Spoken):]
Novalex

[Robbie:]
Are you wearing those teeth in for the Doc

[Jonathon:]
Well I'd tell you the truth
But you'd forget it

[Robbie (Spoken):]
Ah

[Jonathon:]
The rumour is you keep your teeth in a jar

[Robbie:]
You're going somewhere, but not going far

[Both:]
Reach for the oxygen and best take a car
'Cause you got old

[Robbie (Spoken):]
Right then, let me give this a try

[Jonathon (Spoken):]
Go on then, off ya go

[Robbie:]
Y O U O L G G W A T I
Don't wanna tell you now this sortive thing [Jonathon laughs]

[Instrumental break]

[Robbie:]
I've seen you clinging to the days of your youth

[Jonathon:]
Now, you're going grey at the gills

[Robbie (Spoken):]
It's distinguished

[Jonathon (Spoken):]
Whatever

[Robbie:]
And people say you're just as old as you feel, well you're pretty cool

[Jonathon (Spoken):]
Hey, you think?

[Robbie:]
Hypothermic

[Jonathon:]
If you still got it, then I need a shrink

[Robbie:]
You solve the mystery of the one missing link

[Both:]
You brush your hair and find it all in the sink
'Cause you
Got
Old

We got old

We got old

We got old

[Jonathon (Spoken):]
Ah I don't feel very good

[Robbie (Spoken):]
Oh keep going you fool! [Jonathon laughs]