Two Sharp Pencils (Get Bad)

Here comes a dude
Get a look at that guy
Ba ba, ba ba, ba ba, ba ba
Na na, ba ba, ba da, da da

Give me B, give me A
Give me D
Give me one, two, three
Give me one, two, three

Now there was a young man from Dundee
Got stung on the knee by a wasp
And asked if it hurt said, "No not a bit"
He can do it again if he wants to
Again if he wants to do it again if he wants to

It's bad
Real bad

It's a crazy world, full of crazy dudes
If we all get crazy we can boogie through, yeah
Say give me two sharp pencils
Give me peace for days

It's bad
That's bad
Get bad

Alright
That's bad
Get bad
Not bad

There's a cute young chick from Bud'
Went for a swim in a lake
When a man in a punt stuck the pole over the edge
Said you can't swim here it's private

That's bad
Get bad

Give me B, give me A
Give me D
Give me one, two, three

That's bad
Ba, ba

It's a crazy world full of crazy dudes
If we all get crazy we can boogie through

Get bad
Bad
Get bad
That's bad
Um
Alright

Give me B, give me A
Give me D
Give me one, two, three

That's bad
Get bad
Get bad