Deku vs Naruto Rap Battle

[Deku:]
Now you wanna step to a Hero?
I will wreck you
Expect you to surrender
You're better at being rescued
Confess dude
You will never ever be the best
Who's the real loser, ramen boy?
You can call me Deku
You've had your fun
Just 1% and you're done
This combat's already won
Turn away and just Naruto run
All Might's apprentice
You wanna battle me?
I'll end this prematurely
Kinda like your family
Want to be Hokage so you can earn their respects
I want to be a Hero for the people I protect
If it wasn't for the Nine-Tails
You'd already be dead
Reminds me of your filler
All that nothing in your head (Uh)
You spent years only chasing after Sasuke
But you can't find time for your daughter's birthday?
Your son says you're awful
I'm one to agree
Remember, no one's ever died because of me

[Naruto:]
My dad died for me
At least he didn't abandon me
Like yours
So I'd say you barely have a family
No wonder you latch to stronger males
'Cause they pity you
Like Bakugo and All Might
And now it's with me too!
It's Naruto
You know, the Hero of the Hidden Leaf
I worked hard to get here
It wasn't given to me
Rescue Me?
Your whole career was rescued
I lost my arm and friends
Learn sacrifice, Deku
Plus, you were Bakugo's lackey for years
Man, All Might should've picked Mirio, it's clear
I wanted a punching bag, someone weak to appear
So now you coming back and shriek
"I am here!"
(Rasengan!)
As Hokage, I'm too busy to fight you
I'll send Sakura instead
Then it ends in round two
So, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to Ichiraku
Oh, and your mom eats more ramen then I do

[Deku:]
You're thinking you will be beat me?
You're stupid just to claim to
It's clear that you're delusional
Thinking Sakura would date you
I break through
Don't hate you
Disappointed 'cause who knew
You lack bars
Thought you were good at Talk no Jutsu
Being strong is one thing
Ruling's a little harder
Economy's so bad
You can't afford a decent barber
You blindly run to battle
I strategise since I'm smarter
I came up from nothing
A Hokage was your father (Ayy)
Any goal I'm setting, now you know that I'll achieve it
Keep on lying to yourself
Nobody else believes it
Have no time for elitists
When you're speaking trash, it lacks glory
Remember this battle as just another tragic backstory

[Naruto:]
Tragic backstory
While yours is mad boring
Mine is sad and gory
You were just a Quirkless normie
I was born with this power
That you would have been adoring
'Til you swallowed All Might's DNA
I'm sure that's statutory
I got Nine-Tails
You only got One For All
That's Nine-Times the power
You'll ever have in this brawl
"Never giving up"
Don't steal my line you little twit
Look at your mentor now;
Even he knows when to quit
(Sage Mode!)
Now you feel my chakra's overpowering
(Feel that?)
Trust me, you can't stop a ninja without a team
(You got none)
Imagine if I Shadow Clone by round three
(You're done)
You're about to be
Full Cowering