Turn Off Your Phones (Bonus Track)

(álbum: Ultimate Storytime - 2016)

Singing a song about please turn off your phones
I'm gonna sing a little song about a.. you should turn off your phones
I'm just making it up right now
On the spot
But seriously
Turn off all your phones
Bring the beat in!

Turn off your cell
Put 'em down, we know it'll feel swell
Don't just simply put 'em on silent
Or else I might become violent
Not really
But really turn off your phones

This is not the place for communication
It's a place to watch a musical scene
It takes no less than all of your concentration
Which might get complicated
If you're fixated on your screen!
Know what I mean?
Uh... trampoline?!

Go ahead and hold that button on the side
Or on the top if it's not on the side
We don't wanna leave you moping
We just don't want you periscoping
Just turn off your phones

Who made it this far in the album?!
All you guys turn off your phones
Just kidding the song's over

Turn off your gosh darn phones
If you wanna see us rock it
Put that phone into your pocket
But only after you turn off your phones

If you want us to change the key tonight
Press that button, slide from left to right
Get off Facebook, get off Tinder
Toss that phone right out the winder
Just kidding, don't do that
Please turn off your phones

In case you couldn't hear me
Now we're a chorus
In convincing three part harmony
Sorry if that makes your brother deplore us
It's not our fault Steve couldn't make it
But at least you can take him home a free shirt!
Please buy merch!
Trampoline!

One last time
Let's turn those cellphones off
Whether you're Obama, Cher, or Johnny Groff
Don't smash your cellular devices
Just turning them off suffices
Just turn off your
Just turn off your
Just turn off your...
Phones!