Ain't No Fun (If The Homies Can't Have None)

(álbum: Doggystyle - 1993)

[Ricky Harris:]
You're back now at the jack-off hour
This is DJ EZ Dicc
On WBALLZ
Right now, something new by Snoop Doggy Dogg
And this one goes out to the ladies from all the guys
A big bow-wow-wow
'Cause we gonna make it a little misty here tonight
This is DJ EZ Dicc
On the station that slaps you across your fat ass with a fat dick

[Nate Dogg:]
When I met you last night, baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for you, lady
But now, I take it all back
'Cause you gave me all your pussy
And you even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise, baby, I'll give you a call
Next time I'm feeling kinda horny
You can come on over
And I'll break you off
And if you can't fuck that day, baby
Just lay back and open your mouth
'Cause I have never met a girl
That I love in the whole wide world

[Kurupt:]
Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch, I'd always be broke
I'd never have no motherfucking Indo to smoke
I gets loc'ed and loony, bitch, you can't do me
Do we look like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes
That's something that I learned in Tha Pound
So how the fuck am I supposed to pay this hoe just to lay this hoe?
I know the pussy's mines, I'ma fuck a couple mo' times
And then I'm through wit' it, there's nothing else to do wit' it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
'Cause she ain't nothing but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
I gives a fuck! Why don't y'all pay attention?
Approach her with a different proposition
I'm Kurupt, ho, you'll never be my only one, trick-ass bitch!

[Nate Dogg:]
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none

[Snoop Dogg:]
Guess who's back in the motherfucking house?!
With a fat dick for your motherfucking mouth!
Hoes recognize, niggas do too
'Cause when bitches get scandalous and pull a voodoo
What you gon' do? You really don't know
So I'd advise you not to trust that ho
Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch
Knowing damn well I'm too caught up wit' my grip
Now, as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
How many bitches wanna fuck this nigga named Snoop Doggy?
I'm all the above
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up wit' you hoes
But see, it ain't no fun
If my homies can't get a taste of it
'Cause you know I don't love it

[Warren G:]
Woo! Hey! Now you know
Inhale, exhale with my flow
One for the money, two for the bitches
Three to get ready, and fo' to hit the switches
In my Chevy — '64 red, to be exact
With bitches on my side, and bitches on my back
So back up, bitch, because I'm struggling
Just get on your knees, and then start juggling
These motherfucking nuts in your mouth
It's me, Warren G, the nigga wit' the clout

[Nate Dogg:]
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun if the homies can't have none