Hotline Bling Parody

[Drake:]
I used to have a girlfriend
Then she saw my dancing
Yeah
My girlfriend left me, I'm so alone
Now she's out there having fun
She should be sad at home
How dare she live and move on?
I'm so depressed my phone won't ring
She always used to call me
Is it because my breath stinks?
Or all of my stupid memes?
This is an especially dumb move
Now it looks like I'm pushing something down
My sweatshirt's got a drawing of an owl
I get away with bad fashion somehow
Hey baby you came back

[Nebby:]
Get off me dude!
You're the one who left town
You left me here
You could've had me, you chose your career
So wipe away your fake ass whiny tears!

[Drake:]
This music sounds like when you're on hold
Waiting till someone picks up

[Random girl telling off Drake 1:]
You're a thief dude you stole

[Random girl telling off Drake 2:]
The beat from D.R.A.M.'s song "CHA CHA"

[Drake:]
I'm the black male Taylor Swift
Writing songs about exes
Dancing like I'm Carlton
Who wants to be my Fresh Prince?
Ever since I quit 'Degrassi' I've tried to
Make people forget I'm an actor
Accept me as a legit rapper
I've tried real hard to act much "blacker"

[Meek Mill:]
Guess that's why you got a ghost writer dude!
You're a fraud that's why I got Minaj
Said you were first in line
I took your spot
By the way your ex is also on my jock
Ha!

[Drake:]
This cannot be happening, hell no!
I thought you needed my love

[Nebby:]
Screw you and OVO!

[Drake:]
What!?
That's it now I am charged up!

[Meek Mill:]
What the hell is happening!?

[Nebby:]
He's having a meme fury!

[Nicki Minaj:]
Meek let's get out of here please!

[Drake:]
Sorry but you're not leaving!
Now it's time for more bad dancing