Pen Island

(álbum: Talk Shit Get Kissed - 2018)

I wanna dip my balls into a bowl of milk
And glue cornflakes onto my my ass
I'm a cereal killer
And I eat my Booty-Os with extra ass

And while we're at it
I'll do things you've never dreamed of
Like ride a unicycle
Upside down while I suck that ding-a-ling

Now you know I love a man who can pitch a tent
So I'll let you bed your worries in the shadow of my consent

I'm ready for that fucking dick
I was born with a thirst for sticky liquid
You're nothing but a baby back bitch
Now come around back, I will show you where to stick that shit

I braided my hair just for you
Turn up the heat, let's make love stew
Okay, maybe this is a bit too much
So just kiss me on my balls, that'll be enough

My favourite band is Nickelsack
Take a look at this photograph, it's a picture of my ass
I am the one with the length and the girth
They've even named my dick Enterprise Earth

They call me the breadwinner
So butter my balls like biscuits

I'm about to go buck wild
On them tasty-ass booty cheeks
I've even received awards for having
The smallest dick of the week

I want to pour maple syrup down your ass like pancakes
If you think you're too tough for my flapjacks
I'll spank that ass with a flip flop
My toes always stick together 'cause I blow my load inside my socks

It's really hard to walk now, yeah, yeah, oh

Go

I wanna dip my balls into a bowl of milk
And glue cornflakes onto my my ass
I'm a cereal killer
And I eat my Booty-Os with extra ass

And while we're at it
I'll do things you've never dreamed of
Like ride a unicycle
Upside down while I suck that ding-a-ling