Be Less White

Coca-Cola's done lost their dadgum minds
Yeah, the white guilt's hitting pretty hard this time
I thought I'd seen it all
But as it turns out
I have to change my skin
To live this one down

We gotta be less white, be less white
'Cause liberals gone wild and they lost their minds
We gotta be less white, be less white
Now I'm switching to Pepsi
And it's all alright

They said to be less white
Is to be less oppressive
Be less certain
And less defensive
Be less arrogant
Try to actually listen
Well Coke ain't get served in my kitchen

We gotta be less white, hell, be less white
'Cause liberals gone wild and they lost their minds
We gotta be less white
Be less white
Now I'm switching to Pepsi
And it's all alright

I've got something for your little online training class
Take your little pamphlet and stick it right back up your ass

While I try to be less white, be less white
'Cause liberals gone wild and they lost their minds
We've gotta be less white, be less white
Now I'm switching to Pepsi
And it's all alright

God bless y'all