The Offended Song

How dare Tom Brady win a Super Bowel with the Bucs
Right in the middle of Black History Month
How children's books not have diverse cartoons
'Cause everything is canceled including Dr. Seuss
Common sense equals Facebook jail
There all offended 'cause they're crazy as hell

I work hard, they're offended
Raise my kids, they're offended
Drive a big ol' truck 'cause I work with my hands
Go to church, they're offended
Raise a flag, so offended
Sing the National Anthem as loud as I can
Stand for God, country, family, and beer
It's a full time job staying normal as hell out here

How dare Mr. Potato Head say he's a man
How dare you start a business, make money and plan
How dare the earth be round, how dare the sky be blue
How dare you not be woke enough to bitch about it too

I work hard, they're offended
Raise my kids, they're offended
Drive a big ol' truck 'cause I work with my hands
Go to church, they're offended
Raise a flag, so offended
Sing the National Anthem as loud as I can
Stand for God, country, family, and beer
It's a full time job staying normal as hell out here

If you don't wanna tear every statue down
And sing Kumbaya 'til we all pass out

Go to church, raise a flag
Sing the Star Spangled Banner as loud as you can
Work for God, country, family, and beer
It's a full time job staying normal as hell out here