North Korea

(álbum: Cold War Classics, Vol. 2 - 2023)

God bless Heston Blumental
At the fat duck in Bray you gave him hell
You said this ain't no restaurant
It's just a front for the neocons
I tried my luck in gay Paris
We ate LEscargots and drank to Liberty
By the plat du jour you exit stage left
I picked up the bill
Couldn't Pick up the mess
In some sushi bar in Tokyo
Some desperate Yakusa
He tried to flatter you
You said this ain't no blue fish tuna
It's Lancashire fucking tripe
I tried to smooth it over
You quickly blew my cover
When you stabbed the coy carp
With your girl guide knife

Maybe, maybe I should meet you
Maybe, maybe I should meet you

I chanced my arm in Moscow
Kossak Cooking in Putin's hotspot
Vodka and Beluga caviar
Laced with the finest Colombian cocaine
You accused the coat check
Messing with your Amex
FSB took an interest
Now I'm hungry in the rain again

Maybe I should meet you in north Korea
We could have a beer or two
Maybe the dear leader
Would like to meet you
I hope that he don't fall in love with you

Maybe I should meet you in north Korea
We could have a beer or two
Maybe the dear leader
Would like to meet you
I hope that he don't fall in love with you