Bad For the Boys

(álbum: Miami Memory - 2019)

Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys
Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys

Good old Dane, what a shame
He got done for a sexual harassment claim

What about Phil? He lost his chill
Had to go and eat that damn red pill

And here come the grammar police
Here comes the PC brigade
And here comes a mattress on the floor
From the bed you tried to get her to make

Now you're living little lives without women
And blaming them for all the change
You thought the boys were 'sposed to stay the same
But no one cares about the good days

Poor Jack, that was slack
Took the bait and hit his girl back

And here comes mike with the motorbike
Guess he'll never see that little tyke

Handsome Cory with his high school glory
No one wants to hear those fucken stories

And here come the grammar police
Here comes the PC brigade
And here comes a mattress on the floor
From the bed you tried to get her to make

Now you're living little lives without women
And blaming them for all the change
You thought the boys were 'sposed to stay the same
But no one cares about the good days

Never thought I'd feel bad for the boys

Not sure so I feel bad for the boys

Guess I don't feel so bad for the boys