White Boy Rappin!

I'm Jon
I'm not a gangster, fool
Cause I follow all the rules
I play ping pong and pool

I don't disrespect authority
Or go against majority
Let's face it
My momma is my number one priority

I like Sarah Palin
There's no chicks that I'm nailing
And you'll never catch me failing
Cause I'm sailing through school

I'm white
I'm really, really white
I'm so pale I practically get sunburnt at night

Hey, where you at?
Put your hands in the air
I got a big black comb for my white boy hair

So don't expect me to be nice
I spread like lice
I'm colder than cold
I froze Vanilla Ice

My name is Paint
The lyrical saint
I got too many girls, I wanna file a complaint

I'm 19, although I look like I'm 9
But I pick my women like fruit off the vine
I make guys jealous, and I make girls squeal
That's a lie, I got no sex appeal

So I don't care if you hate me
Girls already don't date me
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