Brainwashed Follower

[JEFF:] Yo yo, hey man, ain't you guys um, Plug One? Plug Two?
Potholes in my Lawn? You're those weird guys, De La Soul, right?
[DOVE:] Yeah, what's up little man, how you feeling, I'm Dove, how you
feeling.
[POS:] Yo what's up man, my name is Pos.
[MASE:] What's up, I'm Mase. Yo, shorty, what's your name?
[JEFF:] Oh, my name? Jeff. You guys are walking? Now rappers ain't
supposed to walk.
[POS:] Sorry little man, but you know...
[JEFF:] Jeff. I told you, my name is Jeff. If you guys are rappers,
where's your dukey gold chains? Y'all don't have no dukey gold chains.
[MASE:] We don't wear gold chains, we'd rather spend our money on
more important things like, women, necessities...
[DE LA SOUL:] And video games!
[JEFF:] Y'all are crazy. No chains, dag. Okay, where's your BMW?
You're not supposed to walk. Where's your jeeps, your Maximas?
[DOVE:] Maximas? Yo, Maxing would break my flow. And with the cause of
gas, Jeff man, I'd rather take the transit that's mass.
[JEFF:] What you say? You are C-R-A-Z-E-E. Crazee. Don't you know you
can't be def if you don't have no gold? Or a car, man? What's up?
[MASE:] Who told you that?
[JEFF:] Everybody who's def has gold, cars, money, girls, clothes...
[MASE:] Wait a minute, wait a minute, shorty, you're bugging. Do you like
Plug Tuning and
Potholes?
[JEFF:] Yeah that song's def.
[POS:] But we don't wear no gold chains, nor do we ride BMW's and
Maxes or Jeeps, yet you still think our music is def, right? Wait a
minute. Did I say 'def'?
[DE LA SOUL:] Rrrr-RRAH!
[JEFF:] What?
[POS:] Nothing, nothing. It's just that we don't deal with all that
materialistic stuff, but we still got what it takes to please and
supply our listeners, understand my man?
[JEFF:] Where's your beepers? Why don't you have beepers? Everybody
wears beepers. You have to have beepers to look down.
[MASE:] AAAUUGHHH! Little man is brainwashed indeed!
[DOVE:] Nah, nah. Beepers are the least of status situators, man. Plus
I find them ugly as parking tickets.
[JEFF:] You guys talk funny.
[POS:] Well actually our verbal is kinetic, so when released flow A to
Z is perfectly pitched in andvance in intricacy.
[JEFF:] Yeah you homeboys are really bugged.
[POS:] Wait a minute. Did he say...
[MASE:] Bugged?
[DE LA SOUL:] Rrrr-RRAH!
[JEFF:] So no car, no beepers, no gold. That's weak man, that's weak.
[DOVE:] Jesus, did he say 'weak?' Jesus, they never learn.
[POS:] Foolish mind, have I, have I.
[MASE:] Acting like that lady!
[DE LA SOUL:] That lady!
[POS:] Peace, my brother...