If My Bong Could Talk

(álbum: Hurry Up And Wait - 2020)

It's taking way too long to sync the fucking mob
You're always gonna leave nothing till it's gone
Too much chopping, not enough of popping
We can't free you

If my bong could talk
It'd say "you stingy fuck"
If my bong could sing
It'd say la-la-la

Water's getting grosser slowly as it rots
If you're going green looking like a ghost
I'm not stopping, fill it to the top, and
We can't free you

If my bong could talk
It'd say "you stingy fuck"
If my bong could sing
It'd say la-la-la
If my bong could talk
It'd say "get a job"
If my bong could sing
It'd say falala-lala-la

Nothing but weed
Nothing but green
Now I can barely breathe
We got nothing but green
Nothing but weed
Now I can barely breathe

If my fridge could fuck
It'd go "uh, uh, uh"