PewDiePie vs T-Series (from "Flash In The Pan Hip Hop Conflicts Of Nowadays")

[Intro:]
Flash in the pan hip hop conflicts of nowadays!
PewDiePie!
Vs!
T-Series!
Begin!

[T-Series:]
Yo, I'm a faceless, nameless corporate enterprise
And I've still got more personality than this guy
PewDiePie let me dish up some truth
You talk like a child I'll call you Hitler Youth
I've seen your Bitch Lasagna you've got no flow at all
It sounds like your verses were written by Jake Paul
Jumping you in subs is just my next hurdle
First I'll crush you with my words like the wall-street journal

[PewDiePie:]
You can't Scare PewDiePie try Markiplier
When I'm done you'll be the funny guy I'm hiring off Fiverr
You sucked the soul from Youtube paid to make it big
You're like the McDonald's of videos without the McRib (Ohhhh!)
Your Bollywood budget can't handle this
Make better content than you from my room at my standing desk
Your first boss had guts and pimping hair
But he got whacked by the mob it was downhill from there

[T-Series:]
Mr. Kumar was a hero, better watch what you say
Before I smack your ass back to the days of Let's Play
I started on cassettes now I'm making movie deals
While you're screaming like an autistic demon playing Happy Wheels
And I would bet that those two dudes on Fiverr
Have a better education than most of your subscribers
So don't come messing with the Indians, chief
Why don't you make like some Hindus and give up the beef?

[PewDiePie:]
Yo, I can play games with the fans that I've got
'Cause my subscribers are real. Ya can't brofist a sub bot
Ten vids a week with the same sounding beat
And the same 80 dudes dancing barefoot in the streets
See your content's always shit no matter how shiny
Stick to making trailers cause you'll always be behind me
I'm a one man Machinima you can't hold a candle
And if you do beat the Pewds I'll delete my whole channel

[Outro:]
Who won?
Who cares?
You decide!
Flash in the pan hip hop conflicts of nowadays