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(álbum: Grand's Sixth Sense - 2011)

Introducing: the home temporary sterilizer for men
This is perfect for those lonely nights
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Invented by Dr. Jupiter and consumers claim this is the best form of birth control ever thereby knocking abstinence into second place
You don't want a child in the first place
It's only an old fashioned man that takes
Responsibility for their mistakes, this is the 90's are you awake?
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