Awkward Tinder Date 2

(álbum: The Jake And Pinecone Tape - 2017)

[Jesse:]
Hi, my names Jesse

[Pinecone:]
My name Pinecone bitch
Nice to meet you, I heard A lot about you God damn you thick

[Jesse:]
Ha ha Yeah, I recently just gained a little bit of weight
I'm surprised you even messaged me and asked me on a date

[Pinecone:]
Like damn, hol up, I never said that this was a date
I'm just tryna fuck you real quick so let's go back to your place

[Jesse:]
Oh God I usually never do this but it's been some time, haha
How about we go back to your place if you don't mind
Well let's see
It started off great, he really was a nice guy
But then I said something that made him mad I always wonder why, he
Never called me back, it usually happens like that
Maybe it's me, as a person, I dunno I never asked

[Pinecone:]
I know why
What?
Nothing, I dunno I just be talking shit
Is you ready to go back home girl you need some dick

[Jesse:]
Wait a minute, we just met, I need a little information
I just wanna get to know you first before the penetration, HAHA

[Pinecone:]
Well, I smoke weed, I run the block and I push bricks
Now dats all you need to know now its time to go take this dick

[Jesse:]
Oh my God, you're persistent

[Pinecone:]
That's how I get all the bitches
Ain't got time to fuck around you either wid it or you isnt

[Jesse:]
I'm just cautious, the last guy I was with just made me nauseous
All he did was talk about himself and he was never honest

[Pinecone:]
Ok look, like, I don't give a fuck about yo ex's
All I wanna do is take you to the house and get you naked

[Jesse:]
Oh my God, you're a dick, but I kinda like it
Ok fine let's go back to the house cause you got me excited