Bitch I'm Fine

(álbum: Yum Yum Bedlam - 2021)

Woe is me, shit gets cold for ninjas old as me
I'm pigeon-toed with corroded fucking folded feet
Plus I got molded teeth, knees bowed, can't hold the load of me
Plus I'm told my heart is swolled and could explode in me
They can fix my pill addictions with some quick refill prescriptions
Quit saying chill with restrictions, left sick and worse ill condition
And my nuts must rust, because they just bust dust
Dickhead spontaneously combusted and left concussed
I got scoliosis, microcytosis, severe psychosis
Doses of osmosis with hellafied halitotis
Got them Crohn's in my bones, infected veins in my brains
Hepatitis A, B, C, and thirty-three other strains
Bitches gave me Siamese syphilis and Croatian chlamydia
Gonorrhean diarrhea, leaving britches shittier
I'm a dyslexic, anorexic, hectic, epileptic
With hellafied bent egg dick, but check it

Bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even when it's pouring, I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on
I said bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even underwater, I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on

Shit, I got some ulcers, got that Alzheimers, arthritis and amnesia
Acne, slackjaw, slapface, plus the mumps of Melanesia
I caught Rosacea in Malaysia plus Peru's blue flue
Indonesian sneezin's the reason I'm freezing in Oahu
Laryngitis, gingivitis, bronchitis, and gastritis
Meningitis, tonsillitis, with chronic elephantiasis
My dick is spitting sticky liquid that sizzles on contact
In New Guinea, something bit me, I'm thinking a wombat
Got the measles and chicken pox, broke another toe kicking rocks
They calling me Sir Sick-a-Lot, should keep my dick up in a sock
Heartbeat is speeding quick and not, they sick of me getting a spot
Doc said inject him with something toxic and stick him in a box
I got chiggers, crabs, tapeworms, ringworms, bedbugs, head lice
Been in a coma, with pneumonia, drink ammonia, dead twice
I'm not hallicinating, no use in debating or waiting
It's only truth I'm stating Joey Utsler they hating, but

Bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even when it's pouring, I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on
I said bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even underwater, I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on
Bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even when it's pouring, I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on
Bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even underwater, I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on
Bitch, I'm fine