Doomguy Vs Master Chief Rap Battle

(álbum: Game On! - 2016)

[Doom Guy 1:]
Forget my real name, just call me the Doom Guy!
I've been here 23 years, Chief you're the new guy!
How many times you ripped me off? I don't wanna sue ya!
You're just an expensive weapon but I don't feel bad for fucking your suit up!
I've conquered the armies of Hell 5 goddamn times in a row!
And the clip on my weapon is massive
Cause I don't have the time to reload!
So keep on walking tall, the bigger the tree the harder the fall!
How many weapons you carrying, John?
Because I'm packing an arsenal!

[Chief 1:]
How many weapons do I need? JUST ONE
I'm the weapon it don't matter the gun I'm carryin'!
You must have hit your head a million times on a tree!
Cause you have lost your frigging mind if you think you're better than me!
UNSC, Master Chief, I'm worldwide!
When I'm running and gunning my barrel is humming
And aliens die!
You're really disgusting what's with ripping off chins?
Haven't you heard about the danger of blood borne pathogens?

[Chorus:]
Save the world, it's the cliche thing to do!
If you got praises I'm the guy you sing'em to!
You'd better know me, I'm iconic!
Stopping evil plots when they're diabolic!
The stakes are high, the chips are down!
So climb aboard, we're shipping out!
Being a hero ain't so tough!
When you love to blow stuff up!

[Doom Guy 2:]
Enough of the games, John, you're about to laid off!
Don't make me unmake you then lay you to waste with a chainsaw!
Without your super soldier juice I bet you ain't strong!
You weigh a thousand pounds, wow, you need some weight loss!
You go mess with ancient temples while I mess with Demon tech!
When I empty out my ammo, then you're getting beat to death!
I paved the way for FPS, nobody's gonna forget me yet!
You wanna finish the fight but we haven't even gotten messy yet!

[Chief 2:]
Hold up, if I need weight loss, you need facial surgery!
Look at yourself in the mirror, Doomguy, it's a tragedy!
You're into making a mess, I'm into doing it clean!
My mission is precision, one shot is all that I need!
LISTEN! You think you're scary cause you're covered in blood!
Well you're NOT, you're a BITCH, what you know bout the Flood?
NOTHIN'!
I'm the one that's keeping Hell populated with souls
While you sit there licking your lips over Demon gloryholes...

[Chorus:]
Save the world. It's the cliche thing to do!
If you got praises I'm the guy you sing'em to!
You'd better know me, I'm iconic!
Stopping evil plots when they're diabolic!
The stakes are high, the chips are down!
So climb aboard, we're shipping out!
Being a hero ain't so tough!
When you love to blow stuff up!

[Doomguy 3:]
If you don't put me to sleep then maybe Halo's story will!
I gotta hand it to ya, Chief, you'll be my greatest Glory Kill!
I'll scare away the Covenant and put a Halo on your head!
They call you the Demon? Maybe I should grab a cross instead!
And THEN I'll knock you dead!
You're nothing but a Space Cadet, I prefer a place that's warmer!
You work at McDonald's? Because I know you hate taking orders!
I've gone through tons of bosses, but I've only got one job!
Even Elites will be impressed, when I drop all of their jaws!

[Chief 3:]
Step to me and I guarantee that I will make you famous!
Everybody knows that I'm the pro when it comes to wrecking anus!
What do I gotta do to prove to you that you're nothing but a lackey?
Forget my real name too, chump! Just call me Daddy!
You're messy and disheveled, better get up onto my level!
I'm a BR Rockstar I don't give a f about the devil!
I saved the world, and I got the girl, and I got nothing to prove!
You wanna 1v1? Then come get some!
Welcome to your DOOM!

[Chorus:]
Save the world. It's the cliche thing to do!
If you got praises I'm the guy you sing'em to!
You'd better know me, I'm iconic!
Stopping evil plots when they're diabolic!
The stakes are high, the chips are down!
So climb aboard, we're shipping out!
Being a hero ain't so tough!
When you love to blow stuff up!