Beer Goggles

(álbum: Duh - 1992)

Here we go!

The turnout tonight is weak,
The crowd is looking meager
Only 40 to 50 in the flock,
But 3 more beers and I'm playing Woodstock
And you can probably see that we're not all that tight
But a couple more drinks will alter your sight
That does not mean fight
I'm not saying I have to be drunk
But tequila shots make it more fun
Oh, I'm having fun

Oh, beer goggles
Oh, beer goggles, I love to put them on
Them on

Next to each other at the bar
She's thinking, "He's the one," I'm thinking, "Where's my car?"
She thinks I look good, obviously she didn't smell that fart
"What kind of cologne is that you're wearing?" Hey man, it's a start
"Hi, my name's Barbie." "My name is Ken."
The perfect couple, 'cause we're drunk in the head
Oh, I'm drunk again

Oh, beer goggles,
Oh, beer goggles, I love to put them on
The one size fits all!!!