Cousin

(álbum: 21 Chump Street: The Musical - 2014)

[Justin:]
I called a cousin who called a cousin who called a friend, who called a couple dozen cousins, cause it doesn't end

[Cousins:]
My cousin Justin's looking for a little something-something for a certain someone, some girl he wants to be touching

[Students:]
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something

[Cousin 1:]
We were just discussing our cousin Justin. Wasn't Justin the cousin who just made the honor roll, got the colleges buzzin'?

[Cousin 2:]
Are we close to our cousin Justin? Are we supposed to trust him?

[Cousin 1:]
Are we thugs to our cousin Justin? We don't sell drugs, man

[Students:]
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something

[Naomi:]
Did you get it yet?

[Justin:]
No, I'm about to get it

[Naomi:]
Is your dealer a student?

[Justin:]
I got you, girl. Don't sweat it

[Naomi:]
Let me know when you got it

[Justin:]
As soon as I can

[Naomi:]
I'll find a way to repay you, Justin

[Justin:]
Oh, man!

[Cousin 1:]
Yo, what is up with this fussin'? This isn't up for discussion. This is our cousin coming to us. He's our blood, and we love him

[Cousin 2:]
Ah, look at Justin. He blushing

[Cousin 1:]
Our little Justin is crushing

[Cousin 2:]
Sorry for rushing to judgement

[Cousins:]
Why should we get you these drugs?

[Justin:]
Love!

[Cousins:]
What?

[Justin:]
Only if you believe in love. Love!

[Cousins:]
Love! Love! Only if you believe in love

[Cousin 1:]
Get him the stuff

[Justin:]
I hand my cousin twenty-five ducats, I'm sweating buckets. He hands me a sandwich bag with some little green nuggets. I got it for you

[Naomi:]
X-O. Cool

[Justin:]
You want it now?

[Naomi:]
See you at school

[Justin:]
Love!

[Students:]
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something

[Justin:]
Only if you believe in love!

[Students:]
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something
Everybody's got a cousin who can hook them up with something