Live By The Remote, Die By The Remote (Bonus Track)

(álbum: World Record - 2011)

On this week's episode, I'm influenced by a fictional character on a show.
As I sit on my sofa with a pen and paper, I listen carefully and take notes.
I write down lines that cringy guys say to get the girls and they never decline.
Scanning the TV guide with my screen rights and check the showtime more, that's why.

Seen it loads on TV shows, worked for Ross on Friends,
I thought I'd give it a go, said I love you and I always did.
But it didn't work for me on the other side of the screen,
So I guess I'll change the channel on this cheesy romance scene.

Now I can't sleep til it airs next week, not even season five can cheer up this iron keep.
I'm flicking through channels just to kill some hours til Doctor Who.
Maybe you'll have some advice I can use, some anecdotes to keep me amused.
I think that Friends is on at ten, I could watch Joey this time and try it again.

Seen it loads on TV shows, worked for Ross on Friends,
I thought I'd give it a go, said I love you and I always did.
But it didn't work for me on the other side of the screen,
So I guess I'll change the channel on this cheesy romance scene.

Seen it loads on TV shows, worked for Ross on Friends,
I thought I'd give it a go, I love you and I always did.
But it didn't work for me on the other side of the screen,
So I guess I'll change the channel on this cheesy romance scene.

Seen it loads on TV shows, worked for Ross on Friends,
I thought I'd give it a go, said I love you and I always did.
But it didn't work for me on the other side of the screen,
So I guess I'll change the channel on this cheesy romance scene.