Superhero

(álbum: Superhero - 2003)

If I could be a Superhero
I would be Awesome Man
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
According to my Awesome Plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my Awesome Van
Cause I would be Awesome Man

If I could be a Superhero
I would be Drug-Free Boy
Telling the world of the evils of drugs
And the lives that they destroy
And all of the junkies getting so high
With their needles and bongs and sticks made of thai
I'd burn them alive and I would squeal with joy
Cause I would be Drug-Free Boy

If I could be a Superhero
I'd be Immigration Dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our food
For taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
I'd pass lots of laws to get rid of their brood
Cause I would be Immigration Dude

If you could be a Superhero
Would you be Justice Guy?
Making sure people get what they deserve
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband with three kids and no job
To run off to f-ing Hawaii with some doctor named Bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood til they die
Especially Bob
Then you would be Justice Guy
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Then you would be a Superhero, like me