Whiskey River

(álbum: The New York University 8-Track Discography 10th Anniversary Edition - 2007)

Beer I love it I guzzle it down
And dope I smoke it pound for pound
And girls I love them but they can't be found
Cause they're throwing curve balls from the pitchers mound
Cheese steaks I eat them when my hungers fierce
I love my girl who's tongue is pierced
Every Thursday at eight my family would watch Cheers
Imagine people drinking beers watching people drinking beers
Alcohol is evil foot and mouth introducer
Like a thread in a needle it's a sexual seducer
Name is mc chris mc bucks is my producer
Keep your bum away from mr. motor cause he might goose her
Wild turkey til the rooster Mamoosa in the morning
doing shots like goose tonight well one is what your formin'?
Cause your stomach needs some pumping, liver needs some loving
And your girls needs a johnson that's worthy of shoving

Whiskey River don't leave me hanging
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids banging
Whiskey River I don't wanna drive
I'm gonna have to face the rest of my life

Gin and tonic rather than the chronic
Watch the bubbles fizzle it's kinda hypnotic
If beer was water you know I'd be an aquatic
Beer makes you transform cause beer is robotic
Enough about it or have I said too little
Take my beer away from me and play monkey in the middle
I kid you not you'll be eating snot
If you fool with my brews or partake in my pot
Without asking don't be robbing
we like Baskin Or else I'll be sobbing
throwing punches while I'm hob knobbing
a one way ticket on me to John Hopkins
I'm stocking my cellar with liquor propellers
So me and the fellas drink two and burp like hella
A melon that's throbing come morning time
I'm in another fat pickle from drinking and rhyming

Whiskey River don't leave me hangin
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids bangin
Whiskey River I don't wanna drive
I'm gonna have to face the rest of my life

Know what I mean break it down baby

Whiskey River don't leave me hangin
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids banging
Whiskey River I don't wanna drive
I'm gonna have to face the rest of my life
Whiskey River don't leave me hanging
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids banging
Whiskey River don't leave me hanging
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids banging
Whiskey River don't leave me hanging
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids banging
Whiskey River don't leave me hanging
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids banging
Whiskey River don't leave me hanging
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids banging
Whiskey River don't leave me hanging
I need a cold one to keep the cool kids keep the cool kids banging