Punk Rock Academy

(álbum: Apple Tummy - 2009)

I was fighting the mold in my bowl with my pee,
when a thought popped into my brain.
If all of us hated high school so much,
why was nothing ever changed?
So i called Brian up, with my plan that's red hot.
It was a private institution in the name of punk-rock.
We got some government funding,
and our own private road,
and 666 for our radio snow code.

I had a dream, when I was in high school
That I attended, the punk rock academy.
I had a dream, when I was in high school,
That I attended the punk rock academy.

Chris Jensen's teaching science & he's still running mountain.
We fired the guy from bad religion cuz he sold punk rock out,
and we'll give the dirty punks a dip & get rid of all their fleas.
And we'll never ever buy anything with a UPC.

I had a dream, when I was in high school
That I attended, the punk rock academy.
I had a dream, when I was in high school,
That I attended the punk rock academy,
and no one made fun of me.

At the punk rock academy.
Where all the students,
they're diagnosed with A.D.D.
Take me home tonight.
I don't wanna let you go till the feeling's right.
Take me home tonight.
I don't wanna let you go till the feeling's right.

We will import a token jock, & then we'll kick his token ass!
And there will never ever be a physical education class!
Think about it and you'll agree.
It's the bizzity bizzity bomb!
and maybe we can get assuck to play the senior prom!

I had a dream, when I was in high school
That I attended, the punk rock academy.
I had a dream, when I was in high school,
That I attended the punk rock academy,
and no one made fun of me.