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(álbum: The April Fools Collection - 2018)

You can't tell me what toys I can play with
You can't tell me not to grow my crops
You can't tell me which sex I can marry
Its so scary the weird way that you watch

Straight out of ponyville
Motherfucker name twilight
Don't call her belle
Sweetie bell raise hell and beat u in barfight

She's a unicorn
Horn got the force move shit around and teleport
But she's a pony
That's a horse that will but of course cavort for sport

Like spike on rarity clydesdale clarity
There's the horse that I hunger for
Fluttershy got those butter thighs
Bumblesweet but with a little bit of mumblecore

Pinkemena is mean motherfucker
Pullin pranks with rainbowdash
They don't give a fuck if your shit's fucked up
They gonna fall back and laugh

You can't tell me what toys I can play with
You can't tell me not to grow my crops
You can't tell me which sex I can marry
Its so scary the weird way that you watch

U know the type
Make you think about suicide they're so super hype
Then you know that pinkie pie so freakafied
Whatever sweets inside won't suffice

(Beat) dash is lass with the rainbow mane
Pass so fast make u lose your cool
She's a mine detector a cloud collector
When's the last time you heard a rainbow boom

Everytime somebody rocks a rainbow
Like R2 or lucky charms
They gotta get all aggro back in the backroom
Make sure nobody doin any harm

Bunch of baloney just a bunch of ponies
Save that horseshit for your barn
The only danger in this manger
Is finding friendship on the farm

You can't tell me what toys I can play with
You can't tell me not to grow my crops
You can't tell me which sex I can marry
It's so scary the weird way that you watch

Don't talk smack unless they force you
If it's applejack u might taste her horseshoe
Help her with the harvest if she requests it,
Her heart is the part that is heavily invested

Herd not a pack with some stand back dramatics,
Don't panic when they stampede through the static
U heard that it's wack heard frienship is magic
Better than back in the paddock

Some ponies know their cutie marks
And some must crusade
Some people know their role in life,
And some others must wait
I love my little pony
My little pony is great
I wish that people were ponies
Then life wouldn't be lame

You can't tell me what toys I can play with
You can't tell me not to grow my crops
You can't tell me which sex I can marry
It's so scary the weird way that you watch