Schrödinger's Cat (My Sympathy To Violent J)

(álbum: The Jeff Sessions - 2017)

Well I heard this dude named Schroedinger put cats inside a box?
Someone please call PETA, that's quite unorthodox
It's the Heisenberg uncertainty principal all in effect
Zombie cats both alive and dead well what did you expect?
When deciphering the binary the waveform goes away
If you measure probability, of specific quantum states
You can't know a priori how an atom might behave
Yet through this observation, the universe is changed (what)

I've never seen a cat like that
Schroedinger I'm sorry but you might get slapped
While you won't get slapped at very same time
Why can't you make up your mind?

Micro to macro, classical to quantum
Superpositions? I think we have a problem
When we check on the cat? Is he alive or dead?
You say both but now you're messing with my head

The multiverse has got me down
How can I be in the woods while I'm also downtown?
And don't say Central Park
I mean a place where I can catch Pokemon after dark
Two answers at once that's the haps
Like Kellyann Conway's alternative facts
Alive while I'm dead Schroedinger said it
Many possible worlds you go ask Hugh Everett
A future state like being asleep
While at a Chainsmokers show, wait that happens constanly
Hold on the possibilities are ample
Let me think about it I can find a new example
Shaggy asked how magnets worked
Unpaired electrons, don't feel like a jerk
Seven million records sold, that's a lot ICP
While juggalos are criticized for lacking PHDs
And how can Twiztid keep dissing Violent J?
When he hooked them up, that's not okay
On Faygolovers.net I press refresh
On Hot 97 J's getting upset
He's like Tech N9ne's our boy but we paved the way
Blahzay Rose got dropped I don't know what to say
And by the way I saw Twiztid at Webster Hall
A fight broke out and the lights went on
You can't ban hatchet men jamie and paul
And why'd you have seven openers that night after all?
So what is a juggalo? I don't know
I left with a really sad feeling that show
Coming home my girlfriend called me on the phone
She said packages were stolen from lobby I'm like "yo!"
We called the cops and described the box
One minute it was there and then one minute it was not
I'm like oh my God! It's like Schroedinger's Cat!
The cop's like "what?" I'm like imagine that
Okay maybe I think I might be getting off track
In a song all about quantum physics and cats
My point is that a deterministic vision
Might limit your view and be a prison
While the probability that this verse is too long
Is 100% so let's finish this song

I've never seen a cat like that
Schroedinger I'm sorry but you might get slapped
While you won't get slapped at very same time
Why can't you make up your mind?

Micro to macro, classical to quantum
Superpositions? I think we have a problem
When we check on the cat? Is he alive or dead?
You say both but now you're messing with my head

I've never seen a cat like that
Schroedinger I'm sorry but you might get slapped
While you won't get slapped at very same time
Why can't you make up your mind?

Micro to macro, classical to quantum
Superpositions? I think we have a problem
When we check on the cat? Is he alive or dead?
You say both but now you're messing with my head