Medium Pimpin'

(album: The Midnight Beast - 2012)

Now that we rolling in dough
Let's get a yacht with a bed
But we don't have enough
Let's buy a dingy instead

We wanna drink crystal
But settled with soda
We couldn't buy a Porsche
Let's pimp out a skoda

Yeah! Medium pimping
Living the dream
Instead a caviar bitch
Got vanilla ice cream

No care in the world
Just got numerous pounds
We only travel first class
On the underground

Medium pimping
Car with wheels
Moderately pimping
Fancy meals
Averagely pimping
Sex appeal
Medium pimping pimping pimping

Train to Soho
Pick up some ho-ho's
Can only get a chat,
Not enough for a blow-blow

HA! Medium bitches
Hard to afford
I shop so much at Asda
I'm sponsored by George

We wanted some dancers
But children were cheaper
Got so much fucking money
I could buy your sister

Buy your mama
Buy your papa
Dress em up as animals
And take a picture

Medium pimping
Chandelier
Standardly pimping
Unlimited beer
Mediocre pimping
New career
Medium pimping pimping pimping

N-N-N-Now I am a rich man
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, naaa
Medium pimping
Medium pimping

Medium gangster
Medium height
Ba-na-na-na
Optician
Told me I got medium sight
Ba-na-na-na

Average pits
With an average smell
Ba-na-na-na
And downstairs
Pretty average as well
Ba-na-na-na

Medium dance
With a minimal beat
Minimum clothes
On medium seats

Medium shoulders
Minimal hands
Spread your legs, Lois Lane
I'm super-medium-man

Medium pimping
Bronze shoes
Moderately pimping
Bronze cain
Averagely pimping
Bronze gloves
Medium pimping
Bronze brain
Wow

Now I am a rich man
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, naaa
Medium pimping
Bigger than small
Medium pimping
Smaller than big

Ba-na-na-na
Medium Pimping baby
Ba-na-na-na
That's right spending cheese
Ba-na-na-na
Cheese?
Yeah that means money
Ba-na-na-na
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