Bassface

(album: Shtick Heads - 2014)

Walk in the party like I smell a fart
The girlys can't control their private parts
Facepalm the women they can't get to me
Only one woman here I wanna see
Whisper 'I wanna get inside of you'
(I wanna get inside of you)
She whispers back ooh ooh ooh
(At least that's what I hear)
She says she wants to take this kind of slow
Then I'm riding her on the dance floor like a rodeo
If I'm going to be your boyfriend
I better put you in your place
'Cause if you're going to be my girlfriend
Party people in the place
I rock a pretty bad bassface

My little sister's turning six today
She asked if I could be the house DJ
Mum got me a table in the V.I.P
I'm getting dollars and the coke is free
My little sister's friends are party poops
So I put acid in the apple juice
I said to this girl 'wanna do some dancing?'
Next thing we're grinding to the Lion King
If I'm going to be your boyfriend
Let me lick your gorgeous face
But if you're gonna be my girlfriend
I better warn you just in case
I got a pretty bad bassface

Someone, save me!
We don't want a dead Dru Wakely
Guys be crazy when I rock a bassface to their lady
My bassface brings all the girls to the yard
And the boys get annoyed when their dicks get hard