Salt Lake City

There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
Except the one thing that you want me
We went across the mighty Rio Grande
And saw Disneyland
And the sea, you and me

But there's one thing I'll never do
Not even for you, not even for you
Not even for you

I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not going to Salt Lake City

There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
Except to walk among the Osmond crew
I know you're planning for a latter day
But you can't betray what you know
In Provo

That there's one less town on the globe
And if you must go there, you're going alone
Not even for you, not even for you
Not even for you

I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not going to Salt Lake City
Even if they tell me I can stay
Even if they resurrect my brain
I don't wanna go there
I don't wanna go insane

Nobody loves me, nobody cares
And when I die there won't be nobody there
Nobody loves me, nobody cares
And when I die, and when I die

I'm not pure, and I'm not pretty
I'm not going to Salt Lake City
I'm not living in Hello Kitty
I'm not going to Salt Lake City

I'm not
I'm not, no, I'm not
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm not
Oh, no, no, I'm not
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm not