Dead Body Disposal

(album: Gory Days - 2001)

What happened to him?
He got shot in the face, Lincoln. I would have thought that would be obvious!
What'd you do that for? You mistake him for a rabbit?
What'd you want me to do about it?
Sort it out
I'm not a fucking witch doctor
But you are a bad-boy yardie, and bad-boy yardies are supposed to know how to get rid of bodies
I create the bodies, I don't erase the bodies

Let's talk about dead body disposal, my proposal
Take the corpse to the bathtub and drain the blood out of the bastard
Strip yourself nude first, so you don't get blood on your new shirt
And cut the fucking corpse up, like a butcher to meat, kid
And put the pieces inside trash bags
Else it'll be reeking like a fag's ass, with flesh covered in leeches
And throw the bags away in various trash bins in different areas
This shit's hilarious
Nobody notices some asshole taking out the garbage
Who would know it's a carcass?
Even if they were focusing cause the plastic bag is dark, kid
And even a nosy bitch wouldn't open it, it'd make no sense
And if you do it just before a trash pick-up
The body's hauled away before it decays and stinks up
It won't be noticed with literally tons of other shit
And your bag is in the middle buried right under it
Especially if you double-bagged it
Your victim will stay a faggot in fragments, forever stagnant

Dead body disposal
For those that don't know what to do after your foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
And body disposal, it's no frills
Dead body disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal? (Proposal)

Bodies begin to stink within an hour of death
And if it's warm outside then it's quicker for the sour stench to leak out the flesh, so think about the steps
You taking killing and be willing to consider the best
Be extra careful and grab an aerosol can of pepper spray
To coat the pieces, the smell is unbearable
Hold the first layer of bag beautifully
That'll keep animals from tearing open the bag to get to the meat
Squirrels, dogs and birds
Officers with dogs, that smell won't find shit when they thrown off the scent
You could hang a fuck upside down in your tub
And slit his throat from ear to ear to remove a large amount of blood
Most of it'll gush on its own at once
But to get that last couple of pints drained, work his arms like pumps
For dismemberment, gentlemen, I recommend
Heavy duty bone saws that cut through gentle limbs like pendulums
But if you want to take your time, don't rush it
Either cut each piece off like Pizza Hut pizza with a rusty cleaver
Then put each piece up in a freezer
Take out the trash in a couple of days the stench of decomposition's meager
And make sure there's no incriminating papers in the bag
Letters, receipts, anything with your name, they'll trace ya
I know it's obvious but you'd be amazed at how easy it is
To be sloppy with this, even the mafia slips

Dead body disposal
For those that don't know what to do after your foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
And body disposal, it's no frills

Let's talk about death, baby
Disintegration of flesh, you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up your meat
Let's talk about death, baby
Disintegration of flesh, you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up your meat
Let's talk about that!

You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you've got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now, is it?

There's more choices to choose, kid
Bury the corpse in the ground, bury it at sea or the pieces get distributed
When using the ground, a shallow grave isn't allowed
Cause the corpse'll be found when the stench of it lingers out
Make sure it's six feet deep or more
Construction sites work in fermented
In what's cemented suspended beneath the floor
Using the sea has its potential sequentially
The sea destroys all evidence eventually
But make sure that you tie a weight to the body to keep it from floating
Around and being discovered by mistake
Drop it as far from shore as possible otherwise it'll pop up at low tide or
Be seen by some fisherman's opticals
Distributing body parts is riveting
I explained it in verse one, forgive me if I begin again
A wood chipper turns a corpse into chopped meat
Spread it all over ya grass then water it down properly
Within a few days the cadaver's fertilizer
Your advisor's taught you ways of covering up murders wiser
Regardless how you tried these methods
Be careful with prints and rented equipment use cash and fake IDs

Dead Body Disposal
For those that don't know what to do after ya foes are killed
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
In body disposal it's no frills
Dead body disposal
Are you interested in hearing my proposal?
Shit could get messy when the blood flow spills
You never know when you might need to know skills
And body disposal, it's no frills

Let's talk about death, baby
Disintegration of flesh you'll see
Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things
In hacking up ya meat
Let's talk about that!

Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sieving through pig shit, now, do you? They will go through bone like butter...