Johnny Walker, Old Grandad, Jackie Daniels And You

(album: Workin' On A Groovy Thing (AKA Sounds Of Sedaka) - 1969)

You ain't showing no devotion
The way you're treating me.
You go out for the evening paper
And you don't come home 'till three,
Or four,
Stumbling through the door like a wounded pup, ya can't stand up.
Oh how I dread dragging you to bed
When you had a few.
Filling up them ice baths,
Playing nursemaid too
To Johnnie Walker, Old Grandad, Jackie Daniels and you.

You've been stealing all of my money
From the cookie jar.
I can see a trail of pennies
Leading to the bar,
And grill,
Where ya hide until ya come home tight at broad daylight.
Well it's a doggone shame ya carry my name,
And my baby too.
While most gals have one man,
You have quite a crew,
It's Johnnie Walker, Old Grandad, Jackie Daniels and you.

You're a one man woman honey
But you've got me up-tight.
I'll tell the judge ya stole my money
And he's gonna set you right
In Jail,
And I won't bring the bail for thirty days
'Till ya change your ways.
If you can't choose between me and booze,
This time we're really through.
I'm not gonna pay that alimony
'Cause I intend to sue
Johnnie Walker, Old Grandad, Jackie Daniels and you.