That Hashira!

I'm so fly, I'm so flashy
If you ask me, I am that Hashira
I'm so cold, pro Shinobi
If you know me, I am that Hashira

God of the flashiness, god of the festival
Not a single flaw on the body down to the testicles
You see me swinging the destroyer of demons
Chopping heads off leaving nothing north of the cleavage
Now I'm leader of this creepy gang of misfits
We got a mission in the entertainment district
Told em that I had 3 wives, polyganistic
I'm takin care of business, This Hashira's got a dig bick
I'm so fly, I'm so fly, I'm so flashy
My harem's full of 10's. you hoes is so nasty
I know you want a piece of the pole but roll past me
No I won't take of ya clothes so don't ask me
I will never fold to a foe, I'm too classy
Even the upper ranks of the demons couldn't defeat me
My ladies used to live by the code of the kunoichi
But now it's family first and we trust each other completely

I'm so fly, I'm so flashy
If you ask me, I am that Hashira
I'm so cold, pro Shinobi
If you know me, I am that Hashira
From the bottom to the top the way that I move
It'll make your heart stop, yeah my style is top notch
I'm so fly, I'm so flashy
If you ask me, I am that Hashira

Starting now things are about to get real flashy
Your plainness is sickening, that fit is very shabby
You try to copy my style? now that's silly
You could never be like me I'm too pretty
Gems on the headband, brass around the biceps
Move and you're a dead man, I'd be watching my steps
Chains connect the cleavers, I'm dicing you from a distance
Bro you see the speed, I'll be slicing you in an instance
Sound Hashira blast demons without a reason
Pump the volume up in my lungs, that's sound breathing
If I spring to action, some'll fall, that sound seasons
Flashy fists? flamboyant fighting? Yeah! count me in
When you see me rolling through, you know how the shinobi do
Bow down and honor your idol like you supposed to do
Jump, you'll get folded in two, leaving you on the floor
My attacks are topping the charts, peep the musical score

I'm so fly, I'm so flashy
If you ask me, I am that Hashira
I'm so cold, pro Shinobi
If you know me, I am that Hashira
From the bottom to the top the way that I move
It'll make your heart stop, yeah my style is top notch
I'm so fly, I'm so flashy
If you ask me, I am that Hashira