Intervention Song

(album: Eight Crazy Nights - 2002)

[Radio:]
Time to cry, Davey, over

[Davey:]
What? Get out of here, I'm leaving...

[GNC bottle:]
You can run from Whitey, but you ain't gonna run from us

[Footlocker guy:]
We all heard what happened
At the skating rink today
When Whitey brought up your sad past
You snapped and walked away
Well maybe they're on to something that
You should give a try
Go ahead and let it out
And have yourself a cry

[Wooden child soldiers:]
Let it out, Davey

[Davey:]
Aw, shut your wooden mugs

[Dress:]
Let it out, Davey

[GNC bottle:]
Would you check out her bazugs

[Davey:]
You want me to deal with pain
Well cheers is what I say

[GNC bottle:]
This' stuff just numbs the pain
It don't make it go away

[Candy box lady:]
You try to act so tough

[Footlocker guy:]
But you just live a lie

[Dress:]
Why don't you show your feminine side
And have yourself a cry

[Java cup:]
Let it out, Davey

[Davey:]
I'll pour you down the sink

[Chair:]
You gotta do it, Davey

[Davey:]
Ya'll can bite my dink

You lame-o's and lo-mo's are wasting your time
Making me sit here
'Cause nothing you can say or do
Will make me shed a tear

[Panda:]
He possesses a strong spirit
And won't let down his guard

[Footlocker guy:]
So now we'll bring in the big gun:
His beautiful Chanukah card

[Radio:]
Take it Davey, might have money in it, over

[Father:]
Happy Chanukah to our wonderful son

[Mother:]
You fill our lives with joy

[Father and Mother:]
Don't ever change the way you are
You beautiful, twelve-year-old boy

[Police officer 1:]
Breaking and entering? I knew you'd screw up eventually, Stone

[Davey:]
I'm sorry, guys

[Police officer 2:]
Save your sorrys for the judge