Wizard Of Finance

(album: Funkentelechy Vs. The Placebo Syndrome - 1977)

Yeah, whoa-whoa-whoa
If I was a wizard of finance
Speculating every day on Wall Street
My dividends would be so tremendous, baby
Even Dow Jones would find it hard to believe

It's your loving
Can I kiss you
Can I squeeze you
Can I hug you
Right now baby (it's the squeezing kind)
[x2]

All-right!

If I had plenty of money
I would probably in one year
I'd be busy buying you flowers, girl
Just to show I appreciate your being here

It's your loving
Can I kiss you
Can I squeeze you
Can I hug you
Right now, baby
It's the squeezing kind
[x2]

It's the loving kind
It's the squeezing kind
[x2]

It's your loving
Can I kiss you
Can I squeeze you
Can I hug you
Can I squeeze you kind, yeah darling

It's the loving kind
It's the squeezing kind
[x2]

If I were a wizard of finance
I would probably invest my life in you
My dividend would be so tremendous, baby
Even Dow Jones won't believe it's true

It's the loving kind
It's the squeezing kind
[x2]

It's your loving
Can I kiss you
Can I squeeze you
Can I hold you
Can I hug you
Can I please you
Can I squeeze you kind, yeah

It's the loving kind
It's the squeezing kind
[x3]