Erectile Dysfunction

(album: PINK GUY - 2014)

My dick don't stand like a fat kid in PE
The only time it's active's when I'm in the bathroom peeing
I'm like a Nazi with a broken arm (why?)
I couldn't get it up even if my life depended on it
You can find me in the bathroom trying
Tugging on my balls in the stall straight crying
I think I'm dying cause I'm limper than bizkit
At Christmas a large hard cock is on my wish list
(Eww!)
My dick is so small these haters on my balls
Couldn't elevate to the next level so fuck y'all
Shiiiit, I limp around like polio
Like okey dokey yo my dick ain't lying like Pinocchio
Sorry, Geppetto, how could anybody pull strings
This puppet ain't even made of WOOD (ha-haaa)
Yeah I guess I'm trying to say it like this
If you want respect then hop off my dick

Ironically, I go hard, though. Hahaha!