Jerry Was A Race Car Driver

(album: Sailing The Seas Of Cheese - 1991)

Fire it up man!

Jerry was a race car driver
He drove so god-damned fast
Never did win no checkered flag
But he never did come in last

Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say "El Sob number one"
With a Bocephus sticker
On his 442 he'd light 'em up
Just for fun

Captain Pierce was a fireman
Richmond engine #3
I'll be a wealthy man when I get a dime
For all the things that man had taught to me

Captain Pierce was a strong man
Strong as any man alive
Stuck in his craw
That made him retire
At the age of 65

Go!

Dog will hunt!

Jerry was a race car driver
22 years old
One too many cold beers one night
And wrapped himself around a telephone pole