Because Boobs

(album: Space Vampires Vs. Zombie Dinosaurs In 3D - 2011)

—Umm, excuse me, my eyes are up here.
—Yeah, but your boobs are down there.

Boobs should always be in my face
So bring them over to my place
Guys know what it's all about
Victoria, your secret's out

All bras do is get in the way.
So let your puppies out to play.
Squish them boobs all up on me.
Hell, yeah

Happy and bouncy and jiggly and wiggly.
Rounded mounds, just leave me all giggly.
A couple of supple and simple delights can.
Bring out a smile in every straight man.
(And some chicks, too.)

Now I want you to reveal what you've concealed.
Lose the bra so that I can cop a feel.
(Mammary glands in demand)
Glory to boobs, fleshy mountains up high
They're so wonderful they make me want to cry.

I wanna grab them, I wanna shake em, I wanna nom nom, because boobs.
I wanna squeeze em, I wanna slap em, I wanna punch em, because boobs.
Because boobs, because boobs.
Because

Boobidy boobidy boobs go bouncy when you dance.
Worthy of a second glance.
Shimmy them ladies to and fro.
My happiness begins to grow.

If I had a room full of boobs.
That would be my favorite room.
If you think your boobs just get in the way.
You are wrong, boobs are great.

Men with boobs I do not like.
Put on a shirt and take a hike.
Chicks with boobs are really cool.
Especially when they're in a pool.

A's B's C's are all OK.
As long as they never go away.
Consensual sex is alright with me.
I really like your boobs.

Happy and bouncy and jiggly and wiggly.
Rounded mounds, just leave me all giggly.
A couple of supple and simple delights can
Bring out a smile in every straight man.
(Unless you're an ass-guy ).

Now I want you to reveal what you've concealed.
Lose the bra so that I can cop a feel.
(Mammary glands in demand)
Thy boobs be done
Cause they're funbags of fun.
A golden bosom shining brightly like the sun.

I wanna grab them, I wanna shake em, I wanna nom nom, because boobs.
I wanna squeeze em, I wanna slap em, I wanna punch em, because boobs.
Because boobs

Because boobs, because, because, because.
Boob boob boob boob boob boobity boob boob boob.
Boob boob boob boob boob boobity boob boob boob.

Now we all know where this song's about to go.
Start your engines cause it's time to motorboat.

[Motorboating the rhythm].

Don't be a jerk, don't you dare put them away.
If you did then I wouldn't see your boobs.

Aww... Come on! Bring them back... Boobs...
YEAH! THERE'S YOUR BOOBS! THERE THEY ARE! HELL YEAH!
Boobs