Introvert Party Time

(album: Do - 2018)

There ain't no party like an introvert party cuz an introvert party don't start

Fridge is stocked with snacks and food
Music playlist sets the mood
Got a cooler full of booze
Friday night, this weekend's mine
It's finally time to let loose

It's introvert party time
Staying home and being lame
Introvert party time
Gonna read book or play a video game
Introvert party time
Dodging social obligations
Introvert party time
Annoyed by conversations

Disrupted by extroverts
This one way conversation burns
Assaulted by extroverts
You bring the yap, I bring the hurt
I'm hunted down by "people people"
Before the call, my night was peaceful
A "bad connection," the call was dropped
'Cuz you bring the talk

At the store waiting in line
Cheap tequila, salt and lime
Texted by my friends all day
I'm giving in, I'm going out
Being social in my own way

It's introvert party time
At a barbecue playing on my phone
Introvert party time
Sneaking out the backdoor alone
Introvert party time
Let's get together some other day
Introvert party time
Gonna go back home, and that's where I'll...

Surrounded by extroverts
Small talk stalkers on high alert
Assaulted by extroverts
You bring the yap, I bring the hurt
Flanked left and right by "people people"
Before the swarm my night was peaceful
I spot the exit, it's time to walk
'Cuz you bring the talk

Leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone
Leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone
Leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone
Leave me alone, leave me alone, leave me alone

I don't wanna talk to you
Leave me alone, leave me alone
I just wanna be at home
Leave me alone, leave me alone
Shouldn't have come out tonight
Wish I could block in real life

Introvert panic time
My worst fears are coming true
Introvert panic time
Boy, you gonna take a shot out of that shoe!
Introvert panic time
Panic attack anxiety
Introvert panic time

Surrounded by extroverts
They wanna fight, it's red alert
Assaulted by extroverts
Ow! Ow! These punches hurt
Flanked left and right by angry people
Before the brawl my night was peaceful
Knew this would happen, I had a hunch
Now they bring the punch