Talk About Not Talking About Food (Skit)

(album: ... And Stuff - 2022)

You know what I just realized?
We are seventeen tracks into this album
And there's not a single song about food
We're maturing as a band
So mature
So mature
We're a big boy band
We are a big boy band
We write musics from our hearts not our stomachs
We could totally get through an entire album without writing something about food
Because there's so much stuff to write about
Like, I don't know, ah
Like pizza?
Sh, no, that's food
What about pepperoni?
Agh...
That's food you put on food
Cheese is a food you put on food
That's what we're not doing though
Yeah, we don't, we're trying to not write songs about food
Wait what?
Big boy band
I feel like you guys are descending in the other direction
We could write about feelings and subject matter
That's, that's a little broad
What about Bruce Campbell?
No, we already did that
Bruce Campbell again
Agh...
Okay, I got it I got it I got it
Alright alright
How 'bout a song
Uh-huh
About a shoe
'Kay?
What kinda shoe?
Yeah, like a foot shoe
That'd be sweet
And you have a shoe
Alright?
Let's do that
Alright alright alright alright alright
Think think
Not food songs
Not food
Say it with me
Not food
There you go
Okay, no think, think
This is hard